TRICK OR TREAT ON CLARA
A TRUE STORY
Several years ago,as usual, I carved my pumpkin into a scary jack-o-lantern and used a flashlight instead of candle for what I thought was safety...
My hubby and I decided to go into town for a bit, but when we returned , I immediately noticed my poor pumpkin was dark....where was my light?
So to check it out I immediately bent and I reached down to get my flashlightUpon bringing out the flashlight I got a smell...and threw that flashlight about 50 yards, into the yard and said a few choice words
Behold...it seems someone had decided to poop in my pumpkin.
As my hubby was laughing his head off.......I was still washing my hands at midnight and hubby was still laughing!!
Ending my carving pumpkin days and dared anyone to bring one to my house.!!