TRICK OR TREAT ON CLARA

A TRUE STORY



     Several years ago,as  usual, I  carved my pumpkin into  a  scary  jack-o-lantern and used  a  flashlight  instead  of  candle  for what  I  thought  was  safety...

     My  hubby  and  I   decided  to go into town  for  a  bit,  but  when  we  returned ,  I immediately noticed my  poor  pumpkin  was dark....where  was  my light?  

     So  to check it out I  immediately  bent   and I reached down to get my flashlight

     Upon bringing out  the  flashlight  I  got  a smell...and  threw  that  flashlight about  50 yards,  into  the  yard and  said  a  few choice words

      Behold...it  seems  someone  had   decided to poop in  my  pumpkin.

     As  my  hubby  was  laughing  his  head  off.......I  was  still  washing  my  hands  at  midnight  and  hubby  was  still  laughing!!

      Ending my  carving pumpkin days  and  dared  anyone  to  bring  one  to my house.!!